*gets arrested for being too cool*
*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*
"what state do you live in?"
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
okay so, it’s from the part of “the fault in our stars” where augustus puts a cigarette into his mouth, but doesn’t light it and says “it’s a metapher, you put the killing thing right between your teeth but don’t give it the power to kill you”
and people started making jokes using “it’s a metaphor”
will always look
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?