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cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

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Anonymous: Sorry, can you please explain me the "it's a metaphor" thing? I think I've missed it :(

okay so, it’s from the part of “the fault in our stars” where augustus puts a cigarette into his mouth, but doesn’t light it and says “it’s a metapher, you put the killing thing right between your teeth but don’t give it the power to kill you”

and people started making jokes using “it’s a metaphor”

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You + _____= Cute Couple

(Source: askboxmemes, via snapbackprincessjordaneckes)

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otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

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fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

(Source: yugoslavic, via cameronyelruh)

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does anyone have gif or edit requests?

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